Best Christmas jumpers for women

Annnnd it’s THAT time of year. The search for the best Christmas jumpers for women. It’s a strange phenomenon, the festive pullover. They used to be itchy, scratchy and seriously naff. And now? Now, they are EVERYWHERE!

From the fantastic Save the Children Christmas Jumper Day on December 13^th to your friend turning up to a night out with a flashing reindeer nose attached to her top, and she’s wearing it in an entirely unironic way.

Me? I love a sweatshirt with a silver sequin festive slogan across the front. My daughter? She’ll happily wear a big, chunky knit with a bold Christmas trees design and lashings of glitter.

Happily, there’s a style of Christmas Jumper out there for all women. You just need to find it! Funnily enough, that’s exactly what we’ve done. Here’s a guide to the best snazzy knits to be found in 2024.

You should also check out our Christmas jumpers for kids guide!

Chic and tasteful

Sequin snowflake sweatshirt £36 from Next

This blush pink sweatshirt would work all winter long. The darker pink sequin snowflake is pretty and festive, I love the placement. 100% cotton is breathable and much better if you’ll be at an indoor event. Buy yours here.

Personalised Fairy Tale of New York sweater £34 from NotOnTheHighStreet.com

Inspired by the classic Christmas song, this sweater is gorgeous. Classic black with metallic silver embroidery depicting the New York skyline. Personalise it with your initials placed under the skyscrapers. Place your order here.

Yumi jumper £50.00 from John Lewis (online only)

Dog lovers will adore this cute jumper featuring a Jack Russell and Westie in their own Christmas jumpers. It’s a little pricey but it’s a quality piece which will last for years. Follow this link to buy one.

Star jumper £79.00 from Mint Velvet

Muted, stylish and fantastic quality. This beauty is so tasteful it almost isn’t a Christmas jumper. The white stars light up the black night sky base colour. Made from an fabric mix including luxurious cashmere, this jumper is super warm but still lightweight. Buy yours here.

Beautifully over the top

Personalised Snow Globe Jumper £34.00 from NotOnTheHighStreet.com

SO cool! This marl grey sweater is made fabulous with its ingenious design. Create an elf that looks like you, add your name and ‘Voila!’ she becomes part of the snow globe. It’s made from a cotton mix so is breathable. Do be careful with the generous sizes though. Go down a dress size for a more fitted look. Order here.

Aperol Spritz Christmas Cocktail jumper from Etsy.com

Christmas is a great excuse for a cocktail or three and this cheeky sweater at £47.51 celebrates that. A cotton mix with a brushed fleece lining makes this a cosy item for sipping mulled wine at a Christmas market. It also comes in four colours, black, green, navy and red. Choose yours here.

Robin jumper £35.00 from Yumi

This belter from Yumi is one of the few fitted Christmas jumpers we found. It’s made from a slightly shiny, silky material and hugs the figure. In a shade of bright scarlet with two robins sitting on a piece of holly, this says Christmas without being obvious. The silver embellishments really catch the light and will make you stand out in a crowd. Buy yours here.

Pom Pom Reindeer jumper £25 from Marks and Spencer

The design of this is fun. Bright red Pom Poms create Rudolph nose and add a pop of colour to the muted grey background. With a smattering of gold sequins and an all-over repeating pattern, this is bold without being ridiculous. Head here to invest.

Quirky Christmas jumpers for women

Attenbrrrrr! £39.99 Christmas jumper from notjustclothing.co.uk

Possibly the best Christmas jumper ever created! An absolute must for fans of our National Treasure. This is from a range of gloriously odd festive top that was designed with charity in mind. Buy one and choose which charity you want to donate to as part of your purchase. Get involved here.

Harry Potter Christmas Tree jumper £29.99 from IWOOT.com

If you’re a Harry Potter geek this sweatshirt is perfect for you. It’s black with a fun print of a cartoon Harry, Ron and Hermione underneath the giant Hogwarts Christmas Tree. They are a small fit so size up if you like your sweaters to be baggy. Order here.

‘Happy Birthday Jesus’ Christmas jumper £51 from FunkyChristmasJumpers.co.uk

Let’s not forget whose birthday it is! This jumper will be a talking point wherever you wear it. The fun design and bold colours will turn heads and it’s a welcome change from endless Santa faces and Christmas Trees. Pick yours up here before they sell out.

‘My Xmas Jumper’ sweatshirt £21.99 from Grindstore.com

The ultimate Christmas jumper for people who really can’t be bothered with it all. The fit is slouchy and designed for lounging around in. It’s black, the print basic and they couldn’t even be bothered to spell Christmas properly. We love the sentiment.

Naughty but nice

Short Sleeved Christmas Jumper £15.40 from BooHoo.com

Perhaps the ultimate Christmas jumper isn’t a jumper at all? If questioned, you can proudly point out it’s a short sleeved jumper AKA a festive tank top. If the thought of wearing a Christmas jumper, gives you visions of chestnuts roasting on an open fire and you being the chestnut this is a great option to keep cool and look festive. Grab yours here.

Nipple tassels jumper £28.00 from Etsy.com

Simply awesome! Burlesque at Christmas, what’s not to love?! I especially liked the green sweater as the nipple decorations really stand out. Handmade from 100% cotton by an artisan so you can do your bit for the environment and small business too. Order here.

‘On the Naughty List’ Jumper £36.50 from NotOnTheHighStreet.com

Yeah! Us too! This ‘Totally on the Naughty List’ jumper is a fab idea for someone who got a little too drunk at the work’s night out. This soft and snuggly sweater comes in several colours and is tastefully designed. Order yours here.

Ugly and obnoxious Christmas jumpers for women

Christmas Present Bow £55 from TipsyElves.com

A bright green sweater in velour fabric with a gold lame 3D bow across the front? Too much? You bet and it’s amazing! There’s even a plastic pocket for your ‘To/ From’ tag. Make yourself look like you need unwrapping by ordering here.

Tinsel and bauble cardigan £55 from TipsyElves.com

Ugly beautiful is a thing. Green and red chunky knit, matching baubles and silver tinsel, this is as tacky as it can possibly get. You will turn heads at any Christmas party in this monstrosity! Order here.

 ‘Grandma got run over’ by a reindeer jumper £38.81 from ETSY

This is an odd theme for a Christmas jumper and is best avoided at a family Christmas dinner. Based on a famous song this is likely to be unique at most parties. Made from a cotton and polyester mix – it’s breathable but will also keep you warm. The knitted-in pattern means it’s easy to wash too (and no ironing too, woohoo!). Buy yours here.